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With the release of the movie, Dachshund Disaster, I was given a rare chance to interview the author of the novel the movie was based on, Jonathan Cabral Rocha
Me: "Pleasure to meet you."
Rocha: "Likewise."
Rocha is the author of several cult classics, such as Why Twilight and Glee Sucks, Flesh-Eating Zombie-Hookers, and Dachshund Disaster. He mainly focuses on satire aimed at young adults.
Me: "You recently released a new story. Care to tell us about it?"
Rocha: "Part A is about a young girl and her dog. They are going to the zoo. As my tract, it's a comedy."
Me: "How do you feel about Dachshund Disaster making its big-screen debut?"
Rocha: "Normally, I dislike adaptions of books, games, what have you. But I was involved with the creative process of the movie. I can say that Dachshund Disaster the movie is faithful to the book."
Rocha had previously worked as a movie critic with Roger Ebert. He gained notoriety for his scathing reviews.
His tirade against Justine Beaver-Gaga is still commonly circulated online, months after his rant on an American television show, The Colbert Report.
Me: "What is Dachshund Disaster about?"
Rocha: "I decided to dip into politics and write bout the segregation of pit-bulls and other dogs in Honolulu. I felt people should be aware that no dog is a threat and should all be given loving homes."
The movie has already gained a lot of controversy" several followers of the kitten activist Adolf Kitler are denouncing the movie as pro-dog propaganda and slander of the Kitty Movement.
The Iowanatta sect of the Kitty Movement is holding a book-burning of Dachshund Disaster.