Audience: Females aged 13-26
Glee is a television show. It is a dull, cliched show that is over-hyped.
Glee is often talked about in the hallways. It is very common to hear the constant squabble of girls discussing what's happened on the show; "OMG, what happened to Puck?" or "I hope they get together!" are constantly being repeated by the ninth grade girls.
The cast of Glee is ridiculously shallow. The main character, Mr. Schuester, is a flat character that brings little to the show beyond wasting space. His "rival" is Sue, a fellow faculty member who attempts to bring down his glee club for reasons that fade out of importance in order to build on the hatred she has for him, which seems rather forced. Sue's character pretty much consists of being mean for the sake of being mean and moving the plot along. The students themselves are incredibly annoying; they overreact to the smallest of things or remain ever-happy and socially awkward, despite the club being ridiculously well-known and filled with popular students.
An Academic look on the Harry Potter series
Audience: Anyone aged 13-23
While author of the Harry Potter series, J.K. Rowling, paints a vivid, entertaining world of magic and growing up, she has yet to fully develop the plots she uses.
Many instances in the series involve Harry or other characters acting brashly or without the use of common sense. It becomes a very common sight by the fifth book; it seems Harry completely forgets about the adults that actually attempt to help and protect him, especially neglecting Severus Snape, who has helped him several times.
Pictured: Severus Snape. He has assisted Harry Potter many times. He is most likely disliked, however, for being rather petty and cruel to students at Hogwarts.
Harry has managed to organize students en masse in order to form Dumbledore's Army. He and his allies successfully manage to host meetings with students while avoiding being caught by the watchful staff and Ministry of Magic's Dolores Umbridge. But there are often instances in which Harry forgets about Snape helping him in the past, any advice helpful headmaster Albus Dumbledore, his godfather Sirius Black, or any other people older than him who might be of assistance. While it could be assumed that Harry is naturally mistrustful of adults due to the abuse he has suffered in the past, it becomes excruciatingly grating to see him act without common sense in order to avoid their assistance. Such instances would nullify several obstacles in Harry's path.
An informal look on inexperience trolls.
Audience: Males aged 12-17
An Internet troll's job is to aggravate, harass or otherwise torment people online. But it seems that as of late, trolls have lost their touch and merely became a mere nuisance.
Most trolls online used to be very experienced. They would aggravate many, but would strike down those who deserved it. Whether they are cutting down the haughty like Jessie Slaughter (a girl who was trolled so hard she went under police protection) or simply replying with sarcastic responses to stupid questions, trolling meant something. It really affected people.
Inspired by the antics of these trolls, many people took to attacking people on the Internet. But due to their inexperience, they make themselves out to look like immature morons who are inexperienced at using computers. They simply swear at people and spam forums, never leaving people feeling the discontent or confusion real trolls would leave. Indeed, trolls are now more like a bothersome fly buzzing around you, rather than the horrible swarm of locusts they once were.
A colloqial look on Satan birds.
Audience: Anyone aged 12-26
Satan birds (also known as turkeys) are these horrible little birds that deserve to be wiped out faster than you can say "dodo bird" or "Beyonce's career." I'm all for animal rights and the safety of animals, but these things are nasty as all get-out and I hate them.
Satan birds are total jerks, too: they attack you in swarms and get really mad when you hit them with snowballs in order to defend yourself. They are vicious monsters that live to torment you. That's why you gotta torment them first before they get you.
Satan birds are total jerks, too: they attack you in swarms and get really mad when you hit them with snowballs in order to defend yourself. They are vicious monsters that live to torment you. That's why you gotta torment them first before they get you.
